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"Look, the only people for Hillary Clinton are the Democratic establishment and white women. The Democratic establishment – it would be crazy for the Democratic Party to follow an establishment that's led it to defeat year after year. White women are a problem, that's, you know – we all live with that." – Bill Kristol on Fox News Sunday
"The Rev. Wright story notwithstanding, the media still wants Obama to be the nominee – and that has an impact every day." – Mark Halpern, Time senior political analyst
"Ethics is very perception driven." – NJ ethics training program
"We didn't rehearse today because we didn't care." – Conan O'Brian
"It looks like he just left the Ice Capades." – Tim Gunn on the original Nightwing costume
"I see that Windows 7 is more user-friendly than Windows Vista. I don't like that." – Sheldon Cooper
"As dudebros grow more frustrated with the challenging of dude privilege, the probability of blaming feminism for everything (including but not limited to: the destruction of the family unit, the recession, the disappearance of socks in the dryer, war, crime, and the way that lane always stops moving the second you change lanes and the one you were in before starts moving quickly but you can't go back because it'll just all happen again) approaches 1." – unknown
"With the hefty requirement of 132 units for a chemical engineering major, Ching (the 2010 valedictorian at USC) focused on learning the material and understanding the concepts, which consequently produced good grades, she said." – USC Trojan
"One of the complaints I've seen surrounding Christina Aguilera's extremely NSFW video "Not Myself Tonight" is that Aguilera is blatantly ripping off lady Gaga, which I guess is a good argument, if you think pop culture is 6 months old." – Hortense
"You're just coitus-ing with me aren't you?" – Penny to Sheldon Cooper
"There's been a lot of fabulous in figure skating over the years." – Scott Hamilton
"The last mosquito who bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic." – unknown
"Advisers need to be hand-holding, guiding and caring - caring being the key word. And the caring at GW is missing." – Masood Vojdani, incoming chair of the Parents Campaign Philanthropy Board (George Washington University)
"Wrath of Khan was good because only Ricardo Montalban can out-ham Shatner. Therefore, the new villain would have to be a bigger douche than the reboot Kirk." – unknown fanboy
"I'd say PETA has jumped the shark, but they'd probably protest that as cruel." – unknown
"Sarah Palin wrote a book. It was co-authored by a million monkeys on a million typewriters." – Helen Philpot
"When a man says something stupid, people go, 'Isn't he stupid.' When a woman does something stupid, people say, 'Aren't women stupid?'" – Coco Chanel
"Lisa, you're too young to be a witch! Savor the steps leading up to it: college anorexic, string of bad marriages, career disappointment, failed pottery shop, then when you're old and alone you can hit the witch thing hard." – Bart Simpson
"Literature was essentially an un-credited character on Gilmore Girls." – Katie McLaughlin
"You're a Vulcan. And a dull Vulcan at that." – Jack Hodgins
"The Rev. Wright story notwithstanding, the media still wants Obama to be the nominee – and that has an impact every day." – Mark Halpern, Time senior political analyst
"Ethics is very perception driven." – NJ ethics training program
"We didn't rehearse today because we didn't care." – Conan O'Brian
"It looks like he just left the Ice Capades." – Tim Gunn on the original Nightwing costume
"I see that Windows 7 is more user-friendly than Windows Vista. I don't like that." – Sheldon Cooper
"As dudebros grow more frustrated with the challenging of dude privilege, the probability of blaming feminism for everything (including but not limited to: the destruction of the family unit, the recession, the disappearance of socks in the dryer, war, crime, and the way that lane always stops moving the second you change lanes and the one you were in before starts moving quickly but you can't go back because it'll just all happen again) approaches 1." – unknown
"With the hefty requirement of 132 units for a chemical engineering major, Ching (the 2010 valedictorian at USC) focused on learning the material and understanding the concepts, which consequently produced good grades, she said." – USC Trojan
"One of the complaints I've seen surrounding Christina Aguilera's extremely NSFW video "Not Myself Tonight" is that Aguilera is blatantly ripping off lady Gaga, which I guess is a good argument, if you think pop culture is 6 months old." – Hortense
"You're just coitus-ing with me aren't you?" – Penny to Sheldon Cooper
"There's been a lot of fabulous in figure skating over the years." – Scott Hamilton
"The last mosquito who bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic." – unknown
"Advisers need to be hand-holding, guiding and caring - caring being the key word. And the caring at GW is missing." – Masood Vojdani, incoming chair of the Parents Campaign Philanthropy Board (George Washington University)
"Wrath of Khan was good because only Ricardo Montalban can out-ham Shatner. Therefore, the new villain would have to be a bigger douche than the reboot Kirk." – unknown fanboy
"I'd say PETA has jumped the shark, but they'd probably protest that as cruel." – unknown
"Sarah Palin wrote a book. It was co-authored by a million monkeys on a million typewriters." – Helen Philpot
"When a man says something stupid, people go, 'Isn't he stupid.' When a woman does something stupid, people say, 'Aren't women stupid?'" – Coco Chanel
"Lisa, you're too young to be a witch! Savor the steps leading up to it: college anorexic, string of bad marriages, career disappointment, failed pottery shop, then when you're old and alone you can hit the witch thing hard." – Bart Simpson
"Literature was essentially an un-credited character on Gilmore Girls." – Katie McLaughlin
"You're a Vulcan. And a dull Vulcan at that." – Jack Hodgins
