Oh God

Paramount has issued a press release announcing J.J.Abrams signing as the director of the next Trek movie. Filming starts in the fall, with a Christmas 2008 projected release date. And the rumor mill (ING) has Matt Damon as Kirk, Adrian Brody as Spock, and Gary Sinise as McCoy. Kill. Me. Now.

Wait, I could get behind that last one. ;)