If I can paraphrase the reviewer on io9, I think the word we're looking for is "vapid"

So I went to the movies yesterday. While I was very unhappy with what I saw, it didn't upset me in the same way as the previous Abrams!Trek endeavor did. It's not that this second outing is a better movie - believe me, it's not - but this time I had no hope going in to it, so I wasn't nearly so disappointed.

In case some of you have been living under a rock for the last six months, ( Spoilers, Sweetie! )

It was fun. Big, dumb fun. It just wasn't Star Trek.